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06-16-2008 at 01:50 pm



several of you already know this, but i haven't done a journal entry so you dicks can give me proper shit about it.

Sunny is now living at my apartment.

and I have the pictures to prove it








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ottoshoes       06-16-2008, 01:50 pm


Dumbskull       06-16-2008, 01:57 pm
Oh the drama!


shitbox       06-16-2008, 02:07 pm
Oh the humanity!


nocal       06-16-2008, 02:15 pm
girl, what in thee fuuuck is wrong with your clitoris


sunny77       06-16-2008, 02:24 pm
it's being pleasured w/bunny ears :D


truenative       06-16-2008, 04:04 pm
Wait Wut?? 4 Reels


johnlenin       06-16-2008, 04:37 pm


Regulator       06-16-2008, 06:09 pm
DAMN she is howt i'd hit it.


SexNinja       06-16-2008, 06:14 pm
Look at what we've become.


TheBitchisHere       06-16-2008, 06:18 pm
OMG!!

"I don't like sluts" was one of the worst pick up lines I ever heard.

When's the wedding?


LORDKAHUNA       06-16-2008, 07:02 pm


LAZOR!


hobo       06-16-2008, 08:29 pm
One word comes to mind: "Splotchy"


nocal       06-16-2008, 10:00 pm
aren't you like 12, how you got a fupa already

bitch got a fuckin pouch like a fanny pack


government_death_robot       06-17-2008, 12:41 am
dammit.


Acidburn       06-17-2008, 01:41 am
If this shit is real than it's game on. My dick is 8 inches and fuck off I won't post my pride and joy on the net. Don't want to embarress you niggas




magicchex       06-18-2008, 01:44 am
holy track marks batman


seriously tho wtf


government_death_robot       06-18-2008, 02:59 am
let's delve.


thefamousnomo       06-18-2008, 04:42 am
bad skin + belly rolls + scary clit = sunny77?

kinda always how i (might have) imagined her... but disappointing if its true!

sunny77: please post truth (similar pose please)


Dumbskull       06-18-2008, 08:40 pm
Oh Damn!


bobacus       06-22-2008, 08:50 pm
Sunny, next time take the shirt off. Real uncovered body is always better than hiding it, no matter how the troops assault you.
I wanted to see the tittays.
Could I interest you in a no strings std?


wrecker       06-23-2008, 05:15 am
SHENANIGANS!!!


sunny77       06-23-2008, 11:05 am


Dumbskull       06-23-2008, 12:48 pm
Oh my!


bobacus       06-23-2008, 03:17 pm
Just as I suspected. Better bare. Thanks.
Wrecker, I have my broom, and I am waiting....


thefamousnomo       06-24-2008, 06:58 am
chix in spex - check
bare breasts - check
masturbation shot - check
horrible feeling this isnt real - check (im signing up anyway)

this entry has it all!


sunny77       06-25-2008, 11:23 am
NAKED



hobo       06-25-2008, 02:05 pm


Dumbskull       06-25-2008, 02:32 pm
Is there a cover charge?


nocal       06-25-2008, 02:33 pm
is my favorite part the large areola, or the dildo on the shelf displayed like a trophy?

help me decide on this


nocal       06-25-2008, 02:33 pm
also: poke or no poke

i vote no poke :(


truenative       06-25-2008, 02:40 pm
Drunken Night : Poke

Sober Post-Engagement: No Poke :(


Bobacus       06-25-2008, 03:13 pm
I vote poke.
Fuck y'all.


johnlenin       06-25-2008, 03:53 pm
I vote neigh.


magicchex       06-25-2008, 05:11 pm
after 1am at the bar on a saturday: poke

otherwise: no poke


dent       06-25-2008, 05:13 pm
I vote poke, undoubtedly.


jwalker       06-25-2008, 08:04 pm
with glasses: poke
w/o glasses: no poke


chronos       06-25-2008, 10:32 pm
Sweetly and furiously poke. I'm a cast net kind of guy.


Crackalackin       06-25-2008, 10:49 pm
Aw, come on. Let's not be snobs. We should be encouraging the posting of naked pics in general.

Love the hair and the glasses. In fact, with a bit of makeup, a bit less weight around the midsection, and presuming a spark of intelligence somewhere in there, this is pretty serviceable.

Of course, the lack of herpes and the aforementioned spark might be wishful thinking.


dent       06-25-2008, 10:59 pm
^ Exactly ^

"This place is a fest of the sausage"

"WHY NO TITTIES INSIDE LINKS WARM?"


I'm stumped.


nocal       06-25-2008, 11:11 pm
you guys are right

realistically, i would poke :)


mundhra       06-25-2008, 11:59 pm


thefamousnomo       06-26-2008, 02:31 am
i (and probably you) have touched worse...

poke+ (poke w/follow up)


government_death_robot       06-26-2008, 11:47 am
i think your hands are bigger than mine.


boBacUs       06-26-2008, 12:14 pm
See,
dilute the sausagefest.
Who says she gotta lose some weight?
thats a rooty tooty booty.


fidel_castro       06-27-2008, 12:17 am
Contextual advertising?



Dumbskull       06-27-2008, 09:25 am
You still have figured out how to use the timer yet?


Regulator       06-27-2008, 07:36 pm
yummy.


Dumbskull       06-27-2008, 08:21 pm
I find all of this a bit suspect simply because "shoes" is a pro photobug and there you are (if it is really YOU) taking tit shots in the bathroom mirror with a cheap ass cam!

By old school LS standards this is not even good troll material and is rather juvenile. And if it is indeed you Sunny, for petes sake figure out how to use the fucking timer on that damn camera.

Now bend over and assume a comfortable position for your long over sue assrape.


Phlebas       06-27-2008, 10:09 pm
You're not fat.

Beeleeve dat.


Phlebas       06-27-2008, 10:10 pm
You're not fat.

Beeleeve dat.


Regulator       06-27-2008, 10:10 pm
over sue?


Dumbskull       06-27-2008, 10:32 pm
...long over due assrape.

I beer fingered my keyboard .




government_death_robot       06-28-2008, 02:12 am
need nekked pics of sunny holding a linkswarm makes me wet sign, covering from the top of the areola down, ONLY on left tit. right hand is to make big L on forehead (for linkswarm). tongue slightly protruding on right side of mouth. wear glasses, plz.


Regulator       06-28-2008, 03:25 am
well if we are going that way then may plz. get sunny to post some close up pics. of her bent over, oh and your legs spread plz. kthanx.


thefamousnomo       07-07-2008, 03:38 am
is this over now? man, i was lovin this!


Acidburn       07-07-2008, 04:15 am
Here is ottoshoes pict...

[img]http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/autoshoes/sunnyeric6I13.jpg[/img]


Here is LK's pict.. why does your pict show no girl penus? You got more than 1 photo?

[img]
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/lordkahuna/sunnylazormTi.jpg[/img]


Acidburn       07-07-2008, 04:21 am
yup, fuked this post away


Donquixote       07-07-2008, 04:29 am
Those pix of "sunny" were taken in October of 2007. Damn near a year ago!!

LINK TO EXIF DATA

Have you had this bitch in your basement for a fuckin year?!?!



Donquixote       07-07-2008, 04:31 am
Man, Acid beat me to that shit.


wrecker       07-07-2008, 05:08 am
Like I said, SHENANIGANS


autoshoes       07-07-2008, 10:50 am
easy explination:

the camera sunny is using is a crappy 'toy' camera that you have to open the battery compartment to get at the SD card for the photos. it defaults to oct 07 as it's start date. so all the photos taken with that cam have incorrect dates. Add that to the fact i have no idea how to even fix the date on the camera if it's even possible. This also explains the low quality of those pics that ds pointed out. I've got a real dslr camera, yes, which the first pics were taken with. exif data on those should be accurate, as i assume they carried through the downsizing process. I do have the RAW 10mp files from those shots. We do intend on doing another photoshoot with my nice camera in the near future. however, life is busy enough, and add getting my cock sucked by sunny on a regular basis; well, we just haven't gotten to it yet.


autoshoes       07-07-2008, 10:53 am
EXIF of original pic

way to ignore the data that does not fit in your preconceived idea.


Clavis_Apocalypticae       07-07-2008, 12:31 pm
So I guess all she has to do is post up some Clavis graffito'd fupapics with your Pentax, and we'll be all set.

The sooner the better, kthx.


vasudeva       07-07-2008, 12:54 pm
If we're really paranoid, then consider that any text could be faked with one of those online generators (or just photoshop and some art hivvies).

Really, you'd have to request a photograph with something physically hard to photoshop, like... cross your eyes and have autoshoes put his left index finger in your belly button.

For me personally, though, the simplest explanation seems most likely: it is what it appears to be (i.e., a gross naked slut).


vasudeva       07-07-2008, 12:57 pm
P.S. For the record, EXIF data can be trivially faked. I've done it myself -- the LBP and I went to Puerto Rico with two different cameras, one with the date set wrong by a couple days, and I wanted the pictures to line up easily by EXIF timestamp.


bobacus       07-11-2008, 02:45 pm
Moar nudeties pls. My inner perv misses this thread.


wotak       07-11-2008, 07:24 pm
GDR:" need nekked pics of sunny holding a linkswarm makes me wet sign, covering from the top of the areola down, ONLY on left tit. right hand is to make big L on forehead (for linkswarm). tongue slightly protruding on right side of mouth. wear glasses, plz.


DARK glasses.

Otherwise shenanigans end this in limp penis NOC.

**BONUS**

aotoschmooze assfucking of sunny pics with "linkswarm makes me wet" sign in the frame earns sunny lifetime alpha via: nocal.

I promise.


government_death_robot       07-11-2008, 09:10 pm
lack of delivery of my request proves this journal false.
the no spin zone: you're in it.


nurgleming       07-26-2008, 07:08 pm
looks like the show fizzled out

shit got old real fast, here, let me break your interwebz one last time



government_death_robot       07-27-2008, 01:41 am
but i can't read hieroglyphics.


johnlenin       07-27-2008, 02:34 am
It roughly translates to "Death From Within the Jackal's Pink"


heimer66       07-27-2008, 02:45 am
What you thought to be hieroglyphics, were in fact star constellations.

*rolls out map in a discombobulated fashion


ghostrider       08-05-2008, 04:09 pm


vasudeva       08-05-2008, 06:04 pm

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS COMPLETE.



truenative       09-12-2008, 04:04 am
Update, guess who's on jj.am....
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Pavilion/


wolfer       09-12-2008, 06:34 am
Thats kinda sexy but it could use a toupee, im just saying i like a little hair on my cat.


hobo       09-12-2008, 02:14 pm
TOOT TOOT... Chug-a-Chug-a......OH NOES A TRAINWRECK!



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