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Textwars (47130 reads)
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Current Text Wars
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Who nigered who
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Text Wars
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Fun and revenge with dollar bills
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Public Beheading
$4 
Change anyone's avatar to any image you can find.
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Vandalize
$3 
Change anyone's forum title to anything you want.
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Sig Clobber
$3 
Change anyone's signature to anything you want.
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Information Warfare
$7 
Replace any poster's words with a phrase of your own choosing. Let me know the user, 1-3 target words, and the phrase, and I'll put in a forum filter to replace their chosen words with your phrase. As popularized in the SlippedHole 'my mother's bullshit pussy' controversy. See the helpful example:
MudVayne launches Information Warfare attack against DumbSkull. I get a notification from PayPal that MudVayne is eager to start nigering DumbSkull and I email him and ask how he wants it. He responds. His target words are "chain" and "link" -- he's been paying attention to her posts and knows these words get a lot of airtime when she posts. His replacement phrase is "monkeypenis." 15 minutes later, the attack is on. An example post of DumbSkull's looks like this:
"Put up a working monkeypenis and I might be able to check out your site, you dumb whore!"
Or?
"I fell off the patch and I am a monkeypenis smoking bitch and I hate my ball and monkeypenis more than ever today."
The next morning, DumbSkull logs in and notices the nigering afoot. Now, she could undo the attack by PayPalling $9 -- the cost of the attack she wants to undo ($7) plus $2. But she can take it like a man and instead takes advantage of the half-off retaliation strike. She PayPals $2.50, wanting to Vandalize Mud. She wants to change his Forum Title to "FUK ME IN THE GOAT ASS." 15 minutes later, her attack is live, every single one of MudVayne's forum posts are advertising his new sexual preferences, and everyone enjoys it very much. One week later, both attacks expire, and everything goes back to normal.
- Anybody can apply any of these textwars to any other Swarmer at any time.
- Textwars can be made anonymous by adding a buck to the cost of the attack.
- All textwars are retroactive. All posts will be affected, past and future.
- Duration of all textwars is one week, unless nullified (or attacker paid for multiple weeks).
- Textwars can be nullified immediately at the cost of the attack plus $2. Upon nullification, all effects of the textwar are immediately undone.
- Rads can be used as currency to undo textwars -- and exact retaliation. 100 rads equal 1 dollar. Once you use them, they're gone, so spend wisely.
- Alpha swarmers get one free textwar every month, which can be used against anybody.
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She is definitely a goddess, but she probably is a bitch. See how sour grapes make me feel better because I will never fondle her lovelies? -- freakmachine
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