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6/17/2008 at 04:37
If someone would of thought about it we could have had a mini BBP with all the Texas fuckup if we would have known the Master Penis Overlord was going to be around. I would of suggested to meet up at the local sex club, Aphrodites. We all could guess who the center of attention would be.

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6/17/2008 at 05:12

Where in TX?






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6/17/2008 at 05:50

oh u mad cuz he stylin on u
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6/17/2008 at 06:23

Fuk that shit Yo! Cali is the next CBP. There be some niggas out here who don't hang cuz you know, west coast niggas need to hang and organize so the east coast niggaz don't over run our azz. Did I mention I got A DUI? <---- I'm in the club now






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6/17/2008 at 13:57

I'll be in Cali in November






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6/17/2008 at 15:17

afaik, vas is in bandera, tx - not far from san antonio & austin






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6/17/2008 at 16:03

WTF is he doing he doing in Bandera? Sitting in the river getting drunk? My family ranch is outside of bandera, thats about all there is to do there.

Although, it is a great place to stop for breakfast while your riding your motorcycle through the hill country.
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6/17/2008 at 20:00

Haha. Go get drunk on Sixth street, its a requirement.

And eat at the Saltlick, right outside of Austin
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6/19/2008 at 22:29

4th street is better. Do not go to hippy hollow. Trust me. Don't be tempted.
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6/22/2008 at 16:11

coknurmowth: My family ranch is outside of bandera

Same.

So what the fuck's with Austin? We finally got like 45 minutes to check out some of it and from the stories we were expecting awesome and all we got was smurfbarf.

Were we just not in the right area? We tried to get up near the Capitol building. The only part I can recreate is that we ended up going south on Guadalupe, right on 6th, right on Lamar, and wandered around that general area for a while.

Just in terms of restaurants, there were about 27 thousand Mexican restaurants and then a bunch of fast-food burger joints. We found an Indian place with a big sign that said 'Now open!' and not only was it not open, it appeared to be shut right the fuck down -- there were buffet containers holding weeks-old food visible through the door. We ended up deciding airport food was probably the best bet (serious) and then halfway there found another of those odd Chinese mega-buffets filled with Mexicans instead.

"Joy East", it was called. Avoid it.






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6/22/2008 at 21:21

from the stories we were expecting awesome and all we got was smurfbarf.


haha. Austin is more hilarious in the day to day things that just seem to happen, rather than a culture you can wandering around in like tourists.

That being said, downtown hear bands for the "live music capital of the world" shit, or some place like South Congress (faggily named SoCo) or South First to get the whole "keep austin weird" community thats quickly become middle upper class. Enjoy some real Mexican food while you're down here like el arroyo or polvos

There is some weird shit in Austin, but the city has taken the slogan too far.

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6/22/2008 at 21:29

Not sure if you are still in or around Austin, but if so, then take a little drive south to Lockhart and have some BBQ @ Smitty's or the other more fancy place in town. Smittys is a must see, Kreuz is fancier (owned by same family as Smittys, and Blacks. Your cholesterol will be through the roof, but you will be so much better off because of it.







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6/23/2008 at 03:35

Yea, good bbq is in texas, just not austin
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