Saturday, June 7, 2008

Unusual Book Find

I was at a local Goodwill thrift store today with a shopping buggy half full of books when a lady who I’ve seen in the store many times came over and commented that I must really love to read. I hear this line so many times, usually from suspicious store managers or the naïve ladies who work the small-town library sales. “Yes, ma’am,” I’ll say, yuk-yuk style, “I-I-I sure do!” Today however I was less disingenuous. I admitted that yes I do love to read but I also have an online bookstore. I said this because, even though I see her often in the Goodwill, I rarely see her in the book section and I didn’t think there would be a conflict of interest. We ended up talking for twenty or thirty minutes about all kinds of things and towards the end of it when we came back around to the subject of books she said that her husband, recently deceased, had a collection that she hadn’t been able to decide what to do with. She must have felt a rapport with me because she said that I should come take a look. She lives only a few miles from the store and we were both pretty much done with our shopping so I ended up following her home.

As it happens so often, the books she had to offer weren’t worth a damn. But seeing as how she seemed so relieved that they would be going to a worthy cause I said I would take them, about 100 books in all. From what I could tell at the time without unpacking all the boxes, most of the books were book club editions, hardbacks without jackets at that. I knew exactly what they were good for, but, again, I said I’d take them. I gave her $15 for the bunch (actually for her open, generous spirit), loaded the boxes in my truck, and left.

I have just unpacked the first box to see if it contained anything remotely interesting. Toward the bottom, one of the books, when I picked it up, had an unusual, top-heavy heft to it which, when I tilted it toward me, slid downward with an audible click. I opened the cover. This is what I found inside:


Update: I've now gone through all the boxes and looked at all the books and a surprising number of them have been hollowed out with Polaroids stashed inside. The women depicted are varied (ethnically and size-wise) and the pictures range from softcore to extreme hardcore. Some of the images are very bizarre, at times grotesque.

At this point I'm at a loss as to what I should do with this stuff.

More updates here

and, especially, here

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha this is fantastic! That book is a true work of art.

Maggie said...

Sell the book-boxes for sure but the pictures? Not sure what to tell you...

Gilmoure said...

Can always start your own news group: alt.binaries.pictures.hidden-in-books.

Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Ebay them! Perverts will buy the pics and teenage potheads love such stashes!

Anonymous said...

aw i feel bad for the lady, i guess she had no idea...or maybe she's into that kinda thing? tricking people into looking at nudies?

Anonymous said...

ahhh,
the polaroid, a digi-cam before digi....

Anonymous said...

upload 'em to flickr. it's the right thing to do.

sir jorge ofculver said...

wow...flickr? go back to the woman, and tell her there's a problem.

Nev 360 said...

Sounds like a bargain for $15.

Fladam said...

Interesting read...

Anonymous said...

Do not tell that lady. Under any circumstances. Can you imagine the heartache that it will bring her (if she didn't know what he was up to)? And for nothing. He's dead now.

Sell the books on ebay, throw out the pictures. Or keep 'em if you're into that sort of thing.

marcus said...

So if I understand this right, you purchase the best of donated books intended for the disadvantaged so that you can resell them for personal profit. Way to go dude!

Anonymous said...

You understand it wrong, Marcus. Goodwill sells to the general public.

Anonymous said...

Marcus - I don't think you understand how this works:

Goodwill SELLS the books to finance other programs. They set the price. The books are NOT "intended for the disadvantaged."

Now, if out of the goodness of your heart, you choose to support adult literacy bu donating books, or better cash, well good on ya mate.

Otherwise STFU.

Anonymous said...

I'm actually curious about the rest of the photos myself. o_o You should torrent them all or put them on a site XD

William Smith said...

Submit the for the next issus of Dirty Found

http://www.dirtyfound.com/

jgodsey said...

most booksellers would kill for a story like that. you will dine out on that for years!!

Kevin said...

I totally want one of those books *with* pictures intact thanks! Really. Seriously. Can you contact me? Call me a pervert if you will, but sell me one of those things!

Anonymous said...

UPLOAD THEM TO FLICKR, BY GUM!

Anonymous said...

i'd be into the pics. vintage porn is good stuff.
how much for all of em?
clringlist@gmail.com

Nick said...

I agree with Will Smith (never thought I'd say that after I, Robot) These need to go to Dirty Found where they will be appreciated for what they are. To not do so would be like finding an a box of prehistoric artifacts and not reporting it to the local archaeological authorities.

http://www.dirtyfound.com/

-also-

http://www.foundmagazine.com/

tomsucks said...

What the dirty found people are saying, but there's no reason you can't also Flickr them.

I am reminded DIRECTLY of "The Party". Similar, yes.

Grape said...

I believe that the photographer holds the copyright on those polaroids.

That being said, I totally think you should post em all to flickr, or upload a torrent!

Anonymous said...

Torrent please! ;D

Abzz said...

I would just keep them.. Why bother to tell the lady. I doubt anyone will want to buy polaroids in ebay and pictures of that kind of content in Flickr and not welcomed. This would be a good show and tell.

brownsuit said...

Maybe save an intact boxful for the Museum of Sex?

Anonymous said...

ebay them, in the hollowed out books. piecemeal. i'd buy one just to get random polaroid porn in a hollow book.

Anonymous said...

I agree, throw them on eBay individually and intact and you'll make a small fortune. You do sell books, right?

Tahomajim said...

What's the lady's phone number?

Jennifer O'Deck said...

Such a tease you are--now we all want to see them!

scribbled said...

sounds like you found a story after all among that tosh.

Anonymous said...

Please, do not tell this woman. It is a shame, but imagine the crushing blow this could be to an old woman who's husband just died.

433 said...

The women depicted

I hate to tell you, buddy, but that bottom Polaroid? NOT A WOMAN.

Anonymous said...

Jusst toss the stuff away, and let sleeping dogs lie. There's no reason to cause the lady anymore pain.

todd said...

call your story about finding the books and photos to www.lostandfoundphotos.org

Michael said...

Send them to me!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, you can make a disgusting amount of money online with something like this. My wife sells clothes on ebay, modeling them for pictures so buyers can see how they look on an actual person.

However, some people on there just buy the clothes because she has worn them. And these aren't weird or sexual items, usually just the type of stuff you'd find at abercrombie. One guy paid an extra 80 dollars (!) an item if she included a signed picture of her wearing the clothing. We looked at his buying history and there's a HUGE amount of 'vintage' or 'amateur' Polaroids that he had purchased, sometimes for twenty dollars a picture. There is some really disturbing stuff out there, but apparently there's a large market for it to.

Debra Hyde said...

Perry,

If you'd like them to find a home as a collection, I'd be happy to make an offer. I'm a dedicated bibliophile of all things erotic and am deeply intrigued by this find of yours. It's right up my alley as a collector, an erotic author and storyteller. My email address is available at my website.

Anonymous said...

People who want to buy these scare me more than than the people who made them.

You could just do the decent, non-profitable thing and either keep the pictures private or destroy them.

Anonymous said...

Post them on Linkswarm.com.

Ken Wheaton said...

Just a thought: Maybe the old lady KNEW they were in there. Maybe she's hoping you'll give her a call.

::Otulp:: said...

send 'em to me. FREE PORN!!!

Anonymous said...

How very interesting. You should really post the remainder of the pictures online for all to view this unique art form.

Anonymous said...

Dear Perry Falwell,
We live our lives in hope not only to achieve success and happiness but also to contribute something back to all humanity, you have a chance right now to do that! You simply must scan and post those pics, don't let humanity down, Perry!

We're counting on you,
The Internet.

Anonymous said...

There is only one moral, and right, thing to do.

Sell them to the highest bidder. I am dead serious.

The original owner of the pics obviously sold them/gave them up or gave up the ghost himself, and this woman was begging you to buy the books, so these images are rightfully yours now.

What do you want to do then? Since you sell books anyway, and you already are soliciting ideas on your blog comments about what to do with the pics, its pretty obvious you dont want to keep them for your own enjoyment.

But other people out there pay good money for these things, and that means that they would appreciate these pics more than you will.

You, however, will appreciate their cash, and rightfully so. You deserve to be paid for your work, your find, and your generous posterity to the erotic vintage polaroid collectors out there.

So the answer is simple. Sell the pics. Get some bids, and make the most profit you can from it.

The buyer will be very pleased, and you of course will be able to throw money towards your kids college fund or towards that new Prius you want or whatever it may be.

Sell them to the highest bidder. Get paid well, and then spend the cash.

You will be helping to make the world go around, and you will brighten up some random collector's day to boot.

:-)

Erik said...

I agree that the woman shouldn't be told about the pictures.

I suggest making them available online in some way (torrent, flickr, host them yourself, etc) and sell the originals on eBay or some such.

Best of both worlds: we get to see them, and the pervs get to keep them.

I'd volunteer to do or help with scanning or hosting: erik.beeson at that google mail service that everyone loves.

Anonymous said...

You should definitely put these on Flickr! Then, keep the lot (photos/hollowed-out-books) together and eBay them! You'd be surprised...but then again, you already have been surprised! :) I'm a bookseller, too: maybe I should start checking the insides of old BCEs? :) Great post/great story!

Ossian said...

I think you should bin the lot and delete this post, if you are in any way a good person.

chris said...

i've been following this meme for the past couple of days (first on reversecowgirl, i think, now on gawker???), and i'm desperate to know if you're in my own dear boro? i would love to visit your shop.... i have a beautiful copy of constance sullivan's "nude photographs" i would love to trade. professor dot cj at gmail dot com

Anonymous said...

A prior anon said, "People who want to buy these scare me more than than the people who made them."

How in the world are they scary?

Anonymous said...

As much as I'm curious about the collection myself, I might suggest donating it to the Kinsey Institute.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/library/donations.html

I've done some research there, know some people who work there and have no doubt that they'd be interested. Plus, they have experience dealing with such collections that were never meant for public consumption. Just a thought. Plus, it could probably be a small tax write-off.

The Filth said...

I'm having an 8mm moment here. Don't tell her. . .

Ali said...

Keep the books; give the pics to weirdos, and possibly sell some of the books.

All of em were hollowed out right?

I'd like to buy one if so.... Without the pics =/

5h4rp13 said...

Flicker or torrent is the only way to go.

Anonymous said...

-Don't tell the lady.

-Sell the hollowed-out books.

-Burn the pictures. Don't copy any of them any where. Depending on the subject matter you may be opening yourself up to obscenity charges, at best.

Anonymous said...

Destroy the pictures, salvage what you can from the books and be done with it. The only profit that should come from this misadventure is the cautionary tale you could blog about the secrets that can be uncovered if we die unexpectedly.

Chrome said...

others have said it before me, but allow me to echo the sentiment: dirtyfound.com.

The story of how you came into possession of these pics is priceless in itself.

Hollowing out all those books took a good amount of effort.. finding all those photo ops and amassing that collection (all, presumably, with an unsuspecting wife who appreciated how much her darling husband LOVED his quiet, private reading time...) took heroic efforts!

Don Vaillancourt said...

Put a book together something like PostSecrets.

kinkysmart said...

I think you should post the pictures, and what book they were found in.

There is a story here, and we should figure it out. Were they just randomly in books, or was there meaning. Is each separate book a different time? Are they all the same guy? We could have some fun assembling the story behind this find.

Anonymous said...

Another vote for dirtyfound here!

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm does not translate well in print, without the nuances of intonation, so I can't really tell how serious some of you are.
But.
There seem to be an awful lot of you suggesting that ignorance about the lies and infidelity of a partner is good and that pornography should be distributed whenever possible.
I'm far from being a prude, but these sentiments are disturbing.
Hypocrisy (either the woman was tricked by a "faithful" husband or else she was tricking you by being the "sweet old lady") and private matters made public hurt.

But I will hope that all you folks are joking. Perhaps many of you are.

wanderingreader

The Filth said...

Private matters made public is one of the foundational building box of the human spirit. It is something to learn from, something that inspires and truly, sometimes, something that hurts. To share this story on this level and/or an even higher level is wonderful.

To distribute the photos as lube pornography isn't something; in my humble opinion, something that needs to be done. To do so would take away from the provocative nature of the story that on it's own would be far more stimulating to some.

xbmodder said...

Maybe she was trying to tell you something. Maybe you just lost out on a message. Maybe you just endangered a certain amount of lives because you didn't follow them up in time. Was this her way of reaching out to you? Who knows, we'll never know. You could be responsible for someone...

Demetri said...

I'd love to see all the pictures but I think you should just burn them. I think the old lady would be quite upset.

My hollowed out books are only for hiding money.

Anonymous said...

Oh, for pete's sake, thinking "the old lady" (and nowhere is she identified as such) is sending an invitation by selling these books is such a wishful thinking guy thing.

DO NOT tell her about the pictures, it's highly doubtful she knew about them and it's not your place to disillusion her. If she did know about them that's her business and none of ours.

Other than that what you do with them is your business, just remeber, the law can have a very long arm.
signed, little old lady

xopher said...

Art gallery.

Anonymous said...

You are obviously in a concientious quandry.
I don't have an answer, but wish you the best of Luck with your conscience.
Follow it

Freida Bee said...

Oh, what an interesting quandry.

I wonder if I had them if I do something artistic or something with them. That would be my first preference. Incorporate them into a series of paintings. They could be the foundation of a very interesting art show.

Or, I would sell them to the highest bidder.

Anonymous said...

wow. I always love finding random things, and what you found was about as random as they get!

have you seen thingsinbooks.com? I'm sure they'd be very interested to hear about your find.

Tom said...

Good Job! :)

Rooskie said...

Damn, I have been Googling looking to buy a hollowed out book, and I land up here!

Great story!

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