You've Been Left Behind
Send emails and documents to your godless friends after the rapture occurs.

by mundhra 1154 Reads
on Wed Jun 04 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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gethohtWed Jun 04
 
ahahaha.... christians are easily separated from their money...
 
 
johnleninWed Jun 04
 
If I notice some rapture going on it's not going to take an email to convince me to be cool with the jesus.
 
 
DumbskullThu Jun 05
 
Yeah, I live and work in Chicago... it might be a lot longer than 6 days before anyone notices a few people have gone missing!
 
 
magicchexThu Jun 05
 
'You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing 'God Bless America' at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it.'
 
 
witty_screen_nameThu Jun 05
 
'We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the 'Rapture' of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.'

Hmmm...assuming that all of their team members aren't sinners. How do you get your money back then?
 
 
MstrLanceThu Jun 05
 
'...when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period.'

Three bullets is now all it takes to trigger the rapture.
 
 
68rebelThu Jun 05
 
I'm not scared of the Christians ENAGINARY friends, Jesus & Satan. In fact I heard Jesus can't walk on water enymore.......he has holes in his feet.
 
 
nocalThu Jun 05
 
hi 86revel ;)

how are you

you are not scared of xtians, but what are you scarred of?
 
 
MstrLanceThu Jun 05
 
i think 68rebel is a pretty cool guy. eh spells good and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
 
68rebelThu Jun 05
 
I'm afraid of .....BIG GOVERNMENT & Religion (they both try to control you).....and take your money for a 'higher' purpose
 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Jun 05
 
 
 
nocalThu Jun 05
 
wat i thought u weren't scarred of religion??

i'm scared of big goverment 2, they take all my taxes!!
 
 
68rebelFri Jun 06
 
I'm not scared of Jesus or the devil (since they are imaginary)......but religion as a whole is very scary.....fucks up LOTS of people.
 
 
vasudevaFri Jun 06
 
Lots of people? Wait, what do you mean!!
 
 
spodFri Jun 06
 
haha
 
 
PutaMadreFri Jun 06
 
I don't want people asking me to feed their pets after the rapture!
 
 


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