ahahaha.... christians are easily separated from their money...

If I notice some rapture going on it's not going to take an email to convince me to be cool with the jesus.

Yeah, I live and work in Chicago... it might be a lot longer than 6 days before anyone notices a few people have gone missing!

'You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing 'God Bless America' at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it.'

'We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the 'Rapture' of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.'

Hmmm...assuming that all of their team members aren't sinners. How do you get your money back then?

'...when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period.'

Three bullets is now all it takes to trigger the rapture.

I'm not scared of the Christians ENAGINARY friends, Jesus & Satan. In fact I heard Jesus can't walk on water enymore.......he has holes in his feet.

hi 86revel ;)

how are you

you are not scared of xtians, but what are you scarred of?

i think 68rebel is a pretty cool guy. eh spells good and doesn't afraid of anything.

I'm afraid of .....BIG GOVERNMENT & Religion (they both try to control you).....and take your money for a 'higher' purpose

wat i thought u weren't scarred of religion??

i'm scared of big goverment 2, they take all my taxes!!

I'm not scared of Jesus or the devil (since they are imaginary)......but religion as a whole is very scary.....fucks up LOTS of people.

Lots of people? Wait, what do you mean!!

haha

I don't want people asking me to feed their pets after the rapture!