Is America's Suburban Dream Collapsing Into A Nightmare?
Coming to a suburb near you

by gork 1706 Reads
on Tue Jun 17 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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SexNinjaTue Jun 17
 
In Elk Grove, some homeowners not only cut their own grass

Horrors! What next, pouring a sherry for oneself? I think not!

*top hat ripples
 
 
nocalWed Jun 18
 
i'm so gay i manicure my own lawn
 
 
IHAteRegisteringWed Jun 18
 
Boofuckinghoo.
 
 
The_GoBotSodomizerWed Jun 18
 
I grew so sad reading this, I nearly lost my monocle!.
 
 
johnleninWed Jun 18
 
monoclo!.
 
 
spodWed Jun 18
 
I had my monoclo removed years ago
 
 
PutaMadreWed Jun 18
 
''It's the American dream, you know,' he said. 'The American dream.''

Wakey Wakey!
 
 
GornWed Jun 18
 
Maybe we should all buy houses on this block. The whole lot of linkswarm users and trolls alike. Show them how bad the world can really be.
 
 
barch97Wed Jun 18
 
spoken like a bunch of renters
 
 
CrackalackinWed Jun 18
 
monococle
 
 
nocalWed Jun 18
 
Boofuckinghoo.

i dole out my sympathy because it is precious. i keep it tucked in my shirt pocket.

hundreds of times a day, i sit and reflect. is he worthy of my sympathy? is she worthy of my goddamn sympathies?

the answer is usually no. would you squander your money, your valuable, irreplaceable wealth?

earn my sympathy, you faggot. lose your house, and then have your family raped and murdered. after that, die of bone cancer. only then can i truly feel sorry for you as a human being. anything else just isn't enough suffering to give a shit, man.
 
 
gethohtWed Jun 18
 
I'm down with the move to the cities. The suburbs need to die die die! They promote an unsustainable lifestyle primarily fueled by commuting. Move to the cities, live a healthier life, drive less, live more.
 
 
68rebelThu Jun 19
 
Oh yes, everyone knows how 'healthy' it is in the city......are you retarded? or just Nocals fuck-buddy?
 
 
nocalThu Jun 19
 
uh oh

68rebel lives in bum fuck nowhere with a bunch of burn outs

do not imply that commuting leads to a difficult life because he doesn't understand the difference between 'the country' and 'suburbs'

(gethot is also retarded and my fuck buddy)
 
 
68rebelFri Jun 20
 
I live in a NEW house in the 'suburbs' and commute to sacramento. 100 miles each day...........you guys are lucky if you live with your MOMS.
 
 
PutaMadreSun Jun 22
 
68rebel = Shaun Yandell
 
 
huwantestmiMon Jun 23
 
lol
 
 


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