It is hard for me to know if stuff like this is true considering that his military record is his only real shtick.
That and being a 'Maverick,' which just makes me think of poker hustlers.

However, it does seem like he said he was going to be an admiral just to fluff his feathers.

McCain sucks donkey dong and his wife is an android.

^^brilliant insight
Go back to glue huffing an pwning n00bs on Xbox Live.

everyone knows that mccain's wife is a cunt faced trollop

and a cookie recipe plagiarizer

I stand by my opinion about the way Kerry's military history was attacked in 2004... he volunteered to go to a foreign land during time of war. he didn't join the national guard to avoid the draft. he didn't use his political connections to get a domestic assignment... he served. any attempt to slander that makes you the asshole not him. the same is true of McCain

Contrary to what the NRA tells me, McCain is NOT 2nd amendment friendly(neither is Obama). What bothers me about his whole 'war hero' persona is that he was in fact a shitty pilot, who got shot down. He didn't have jump on a live grenade to save his platoon, he was, and is a retard and is unstable.
One good thing though, if he is elected, he won't be driving................(Dr. Paul could benefit too)....old people + cars equal death.

old people + cars = hilarity (fix't)