Dumbass Kid Jumps Fences At Six Flags, Gets Decapitated By Batman
The 17-year-old park visitor was killed after scaling two fences -- one of which was six feet tall -- around the Batman roller coaster, park spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a statement.

by shitbox 1195 Reads
on Tue Jul 01 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
< Sting Rays Moving The Light: Relocating Cape H+ >



jayeffseeTue Jul 01
 
http://tinyurl.com/4daeru
 
 
pjp56Tue Jul 01
 
Chuck Darwin's somewhere, happy as hell, chortlin' at the righteousness
of his life's work.
'More proof ..more proof ...more ...proof..haaaardy har har'
 
 
nocalTue Jul 01
 
yes a person killed by a roller coaster, darwinsim yesss i love it, a car crash? darwin was brilliant. and when a man dies in an elevator of a brain aneurysm i chortle mightily because i do not understand what i am talking about *chortles*
 
 
MstrLanceTue Jul 01
 
The kid failed to survive due to a lack of fitness in his decision-making faculty.
 
 
johnleninTue Jul 01
 
Nocal clearly doesn't understand how evolution works.
 
 
nocalTue Jul 01
 
the driving force of evolution is the g-force
 
 
DumbskullTue Jul 01
 
The kid could have lost something of value like his cell phone during the ride and wanted to get it back. He may have even asked the park peeps to help him, but as usual they blew him off... because they do not make enough money to go out of their way to assist a kid who needs help. Or maybe not.
 
 
johnleninTue Jul 01
 
Or maybe he was evolving.
 
 
wreckerWed Jul 02
 
Maybe nocal could jump the fence next time. You know, so we can re-test this hypothesis.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
Nocal jumped the fence quite some time ago.
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea

re write your comment, but make it 'funny' so that when people read it they aren't convinced that they should have never left fark
 
 
vasudevaWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea

meow
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea, too

let's leave it as is, and maybe be you'll not be convinced that you should've ever left fark

/foodforthought
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
oh i get it you're saying i'm from fark

like how i said that that's where you should be

only you said that's where i'm from

is the same kind of turnabout going to happen when i call you old and boring because frankly i'm nearing my mid 20s and getting kind of scared of that

i will still say that wrecker has a big rotund head because i'm not worried about him trying to turn that one against me
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
Your tale has grown tiresome.
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
i know i can't be funny or witty...

...ah yes i will take the high road
 
 
LORDKAHUNAWed Jul 02
 
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
^ his tail grows furrily
 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Jul 03
 
 
 
johnleninThu Jul 03
 
hahahaha

HURRR I AM BAER
 
 


Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person.
If you logged in, you could comment, you know...




  Forum Shite
Madness > Camphone Thread
Madness > YouTube graveyard +
Serious > Running the Fed
Gadgets > PDA/Phone
Politics > A women or an Afr+
LinkSwarm > LinkSwarm design+
Food > Blue Soup
Serious > I wish I could be +
LinkSwarm > New Alpha: Apoca+
Madness > u put pitcures her+
Music > Metallica Death Ma+
Reviews > Story Time - Van W+
Serious > Stock Market
Links > Pamela Anderson has +
Madness > Forwarded E-Mails
  Journal Shite
HABBY BIRTHDAY, JOHN LENNON
I'm gonna work forever ;(
I Quit Smoking
LinkSwarm as a pawn
next
Sunday Brunch Cruise Extrav+
I BOUGHT MA FIRST HOG!
Entheogen
Dance Floor Dale
Beautiful South Pacific Bla+
I feel the need to share
*
Debate in Oxford
You Dont Know Me!
Emergency road kits for Hea+
  LinkSwarm Login
Nickname

Password

Join us.
  Sexual Asspussy
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
  RadFactor
nocal 10460
mstrlance 5640
Danny_Infer+ 5040
LORDKAHUNA 4760
trickbear 3620
Clavis_Apoc+ 2520
johnlenin 2260
wotak 2100
shitbox 1540
Crackalacki+ 1380
  LinkSwarm Friends
 chrudat 3392 
 thechump 1020 
 Wild Amateurs 747 
 entensity 664 
 ebaumsworld 549 
 yourdirtymind 451 
 killsometime 367 
 dailyrotation 189 
 wtfpeople 188 
 plinko 122 
 videovat 109 
 atomicmovies 108 
 ebizmba 94 
 chicksnbreasts 89 
 oddee 84 
 unknownnews 58 
 pussycompass 37 
 2spare 34 
 themostboringb 31 
 dagimp 28 
 bloglines 23 
 mindfvck 21 
[ more sites ]
[ add your site ]
  My God, It's Full of Azron

wolfer : lal
BeachGoat : Go Dodgers!
vasudeva : you wish
wolfer : Morgan Freeman is the ded.
dagwood : yay rays!
dagwood : rays better pray
Gh0stDog : also sox @ rays... sports!
Gh0stDog : (4)LSU @ (11)UF
tantrum : cold in the desert...
ghostrider : Death to them natty lions
ghostrider : Badgers play Penn 2night
government_death_rob: ou lost. bawww.
wolfer : Texas vs Oklahoma tomorrow, BIG game...
bobacus : Fidel's hot tea had fungus ikn it.
fidel_castro : The tiger never brushed his teeth; for you, the hot tea could wash and clean up everything so nicely, after all !
ghostrider : $lippedhole in the hizouse !
wolfer : wasnt he sitting with his boss yeasterday?
hobo : Has anyone seen Dick Cheney?
hobo : I am bailing out the middle class
hobo : I have changed my middle name to "Hussein"


Only Registered Users can Shout
Create/Login

You're just mad because
I made your poem better.
What is a eunich?
by slippedhole